February 2012
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Note to self:
Regardless of how close you (think you) are with the CEO of your company, don’t laugh nervously and joke about being drunk when just seconds earlier you were tripping over your chair. He won’t think it’s funny, even if you follow the false statement with, “But I’m still efficient!”.
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“A dolla make me holla honey boo boo”
– Republican Candidate Newt Gingrich (via segregaytion)
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I’m going to a wine/knitting party Saturday night and it got me thinking that I may just be a well-preserved 70 year-old.
advensrt-time asked: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH I MISS YOU SO MUCH AND I LIKE THAT YOU HAVE ALLONS-Y WRITTEN IN YOUR ABOUT ME
Anonymous asked: I think you're very pretty and I kind of has a crush on you. Have a nice day.
A Gordon Ramsay poem
unknowablewoman:
gordonramsaypoetry:
Touch the meat Touch the meat. It’s raw. Raw.
i can’t breathe
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usumcasane-deactivated20130124 asked: 43, 44, 45.
cultofpersonality asked: 32, 33, 36
“Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.”
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via homosexualsubtexts)
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funkyscribe asked: 10 and 31.
ramblingsofian asked: 1,29,16
johnnybutt asked: 4, 9 ;) lol jk, 13, 37, 40
danielmcbatman asked: 37 and 41!
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