Anonymous asked: No, it was not my intention to use it as a pick up line. But now that you brought it up... ;) lolll. Your eyes aren't that bad. I'm in the double digits. I'm -11.25 in my left eye and -10.75 in my right eye. So I'm the one who's blind. But seriously, you are really pretty.
Anonymous asked: I love your glasses. What's your prescription?
My followers are fucking adorable and I want to smooch every last one of them.
I am the last person to toot their own horn, but
Sometimes I am a fucking awesome human being.
Anonymous asked: I know this is really random, but what is your favorite Strokes album?
Soon to be cruisin’ around in the Fusion...
snubert: I want to kiss someone new. Outside, in the sunshine, with the trees.
Mad Men drinking game:
Take a shot every time someone says “Can I get you something?”. Take a shot every time someone lights up a cigarette. Masturbate every time they show a shot of Christina Hendricks walking away.